I smoke meat and tell dumb jokes. It’s kind of my thing. If you’ve got a some meat on the smoker, you’ve probably got several hours of good opportunities to let the dad jokes roll. Here are some of my favorite brisket puns you can serve up as an appetizer while the meat is cooking.
Brisket Puns:
- People say that smoking is bad for you, and they may be right, but if you’ve had my ribs or brisket, you’ll know that its worth dying for.
- I tried one of those fancy new meal kits for dinner. What meal kit? Brisket.
- Why didn’t the cow cross the road? He didn’t want to brisket
- A man was considering doing a barbeque, but he didn’t have enough wood for the smoker, so he decided not to brisket.
- Someone once offered to let me try some raw beef, but I declined. The steaks were too high and I didn’t want to brisket.
- Why was the brisket feeling so down? Because it was feeling a little saucy.
Please, no more brisket puns!
Most brisket puns focus on the words Risk It inside of brisket. A widely underutilized route that dads, and other purveyors of the pun should appreciate is the simple Kit, or even This Kit that can be used as well.
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Brisket Puns
I smoke meat and tell dumb jokes. It’s kind of my thing. If you’ve got a some meat on the smoker, you’ve probably got several hours of good opportunities to […]
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